Vengeance is Mine

[doc_jock]

I have decided to do something a little new to keep my chops up.

If in the course of your news related travels, between now and tomorrow at this same time, find an article of someone doing something horrific or inhuman, post a link here and I will respond with a revenge plot suitable for the perpetrator.  Though Bush is an easy target, please look

Comments

[otesmacke]

Human smuggler - not so good at keeping 'em alive, though.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/essex/7141043.stm

[doc_jock]

Here we go.

1) Find 5 illegal aliens, a 1980 Ford Fiesta, 1 hammer drill, 8 ft. of garden hose, a cement truck and our creep.

2)Have the illegal aliens put creep in trunk, lieing flat on back. They will use their imagination if he doesn't fit properly.

3)Drill hole in hatchback.

4)Put hose in creep's mouth through new hole.

5)Cover head, arms and legs with cement.

5) Leave car in sun until dusk.

6) Hook hose up to spiget.

7) Turn on water and go home.

[otesmacke]

Weeeeeee! Again, Again!

[dread_ex]

Does just being stupid and an being an arrogant asshat count?

[doc_jock]

It can, however vengeance should be poetic. What are the circumstances?

[doc_jock]

*sigh* Looking at things like this...we have a policy in this country that creates fear of people that come to this country illegally; that they will steal our jobs and take away our scraps. In effect we sentence them to deal with the coyotes and pimps, con men and sociopaths. We hear stories about them and wonder who could do these things, without connecting the laws with the consequences of our policies.

*I am going to preface this by saying that this a mental exercise. I can just imagine the kind of cookies something like this pops up law enforcement agencies. :)*

1) Ship madam to Florida.

2) Get her a job picking fruit.

3) Put her under some mean son of bitch that only speaks Spanish.

4) After the season is over, deport her to Mexico, Tijuana if you can arrange it, with a few key insults and no passport.

5) Let nature take its course.

Jacking your thread

[cealfind]

Hey, this is not vengance related, but I'm showing up for practice at Colle Stromiel Thursday night, if you can make it, that would rock!

[doctorcurly]

Local judge and lawyer wife exploit squatters rights to appropriate neighbor's land in Colorado.

http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/home_garden/stories/2007/12/09/trespass.ART_ART_12-09-07_H3_BJ8MFT9.html?sid=101

[doc_jock]

Trixy.

Alright, first you have to be willing to do a little stalking. Not looking in the house while they are getting dressed, but long enough to catch their habits.

1) Scope out things that they have not used for the past 90 days.

2) Pop into the house while they are having one of their "I stole my neighbor's land" parties and take some of the items they have not been using; such as rugs, pictures, grandma's ashes.

3) Pop back out and find the person that the items had been stolen from and allow them to pick through what you have grabbed.

4) With the remainder, create a work of art from the remaining squatted item and return their possesion conglomeration to the empty lot with a sign that reads: "How sexually active are you? I'll be back on Saturday."

5) Enjoy

[doc_jock]

3a) *cheese error* should read "the person that the land was stolen from" not "items were stolen from"

[doctorcurly]

Twisted. I like.