--Go to Google.com
--Click on Maps
--Click on "get Directions"
--From New York
--To Paris
--And read line # 23

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Bored.

That is all.

The time has come for the official "School Needs to End Now" post. I have been running around like an asshole most of the last two weeks, and have gotten absolutely nothing done. Thing is, I have no idea what I have been doing. I've been in the studio a lot, but not at all on Tuesdays or Thursdays. I really don't know why I don't have any time ( Read more... )

There is a show opening tomorrow a.m. in the Carroll Gallery in the Woldenberg Art Center on Tulane's campus. It was open to all undergrads, but it was juried, which is to say somebody had to say, "OK, that piece can be in the show." Two of my sculptures were selected. The show is running from tomorrow through Nov. 20. Gallery hours are Mon - ( Read more... )

Holy shit, how 'bout the new Reese's Crispy Crunchy Bar?

Dig this here:

Death Row Prisoner PregnantI don't give much of a shit about the kid or how she got pregnant (my money's on the guards), I'm just very impressed that they still use the firing squad in Vietnam. That is truly old school. I don't endorse the death penalty in America because I don't think our legal system is competent enough to use ( Read more... )

Do not, DO NOT sleep on Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. This is important, enthralling television, smarter and more engaging than anything else on basic cable right now. I will gladly burn copies of the premiere episode for anyone who wants it. It airs Mondays at 10 Eastern/9 Central on NBC.

I make no promises about filling this out in anybody else's journal, so comment at your own risk ( Read more... )

So I'm watching Inside the Actor's Studio with Johnny Depp, and it's over, and the commercial break starts. All of a sudden, there's a clip of Audrey Hepburn in Funny Face, dressed in black, where she's dancing in the cafe. Then she leaps out of the cafe onto a stark white background, and they do some kaleidoscope shit like in the Gnarls Barkley ( Read more... )

1) The Household just went and saw Little Miss Sunshine, which I alerted you all to 2 posts ago. It was fantastic. More entertaining, I would say, than either Talladega Nights or Clerks 2 - both very solid films. This totally rocked, and if it is not recognized by the Academy, then the Academy is an utter farce ( Read more... )