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Running Antelope
Flipping Pitas
Crying Babies
Making Me Stronger

I'll hit you with a desk if you cross my path again. I hope you learn your lesson. My wife warned you more than twice. She warned you three times. It's not a lovely color on you this disobedience.

Wrangle up the cattle before it gets all out of hand. Come on Steven you know what I'm sayin.

Save a tear for I am back for this entry my menzios.

Hack away at tooth decay

Learn to walk in line with chalk

Eat a swan, kill a pawn

Be peacefull and nice and you'll be Heidi Flice.

Make sure to jump over an unsure lump

To a hand to a stranger but beware of danger

The seminoles pop out from their waiting holes to get a glimpse of you. They realise you are of no use. You only carry the head of an English widow. You have the sign of bad luck, for possesion of a English widows head is a very unlikely and dirty thing to come by.

MxPx fucking suck. Granted, the only song I've heard by them is "PunK Rock show" and other bits and clips that prove their suckatude. Now, the only reason I need to hate MxPx is because of the song "PunK Rock show". I believe that a 4 year old with a rhyming dictonary could do 10 times as better, but it'd still suck. Because that song is just that

Save your tounge for when you need it. Like when you enter a tounge strength competition. Thats when you'll need it. STRONG TOUNGE COMPETITION!

Cinderblock punchlines ruin what I say.

George of The Jungle was green with envy about all the attention Tarzan got. So one night he snuck out to the great Killing tree and made a wish for the death of Tarzan. The ree said "No, I'm tired as fuck." George sighed and bought a gun.