The spaceship penetrates the atmosphere.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!! ATMOSPHERE!

I'm on an island. Do not disturb or I'll rip off your face and feed it to my sharks. They are 20ft tall and have legs. They'll fuck your shit up.

Imagine if all humas had wheels instead of feet. I really don't think we'd have small pets. So we'd domesticate bears and tigers. Then they would learn to walk upright and start to speak man. At that point we'd have to go against the Bear-Tiger union in the Supreme Court. They have the majority. For some reason their parties symobol is an orange ( Read more... )

Electro plains of destruction plauge my mind. Read hot laser beams poking around every corner, aiming directly towards me. Waitng, watching so I can mae the wrong move. But alas, that'll never happen, because I discovered floaty shoes. And floaty shoes own.

I think I know how to make $1000000000.00 dollars ( Read more... )

I believe one day, everybody will meet one person and they will completely change their lives. Now, not in a sexy kind way. Just a person ( Read more... )

Am I really that dispicaple? I vote no.

I sometimes dream of the perfect super soilder. A clean cut good ol' boy. With 30 ton robotic fists, equpied with extreme amounts of plutonium and the power a a disel engine. Although, all you need is some kryptonite and insence smoke, then boom no more robotic fisted rednecks.

Jim Jimmy Jr. ran deep into the woods, aa fast as he could. He believed nothing could or would stop him. But then he ran into a grizzly bears cave. He did battle with the great beast, lasting 24 hours. Sadly, Jim Jimmy Jr. was the loser, and the bear tared and feathered Jim Jimmy Jr. and made him go back into town and kill the sherrif.

I believe witches just really want to be held. Think about it, if you were a witch, wouldn't you want a companion? I say they should bewitch a herd of llamas. And then mate with them. And form Llama/Witch laser beasts.