LOLLERCAWKS I GOT A'S ON ALL MY FINALS *rolls around in happiness and catches fire and AIDS ( Read more... )

fgsfds

these dudes hit on me in a restaurant. in front of my entire family during thanksgiving. D: grgffh I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE, GRANDPA, I SWEAR. D8

i was hanging out with the younger children there are no holidays for a pedobear and these four guys sitting across the restaurant kept watching, smiling, and waving at me. i'd go "ahuhuhdur" and ( Read more... )

they said my dorm building is supposed to be the most boring and quietest.

FALSE ADVERTISING. DDDDD8< *lawsuitlawsuitlawsuit ( Read more... )

i lost my [room/building access + food getter] card. DDDDX FUCK ( Read more... )

mom: how come you never have time for anything? what are you doing that takes up so much of your time ( Read more... )

i feel...

i feel...

like absolute shit.

*throws confetti* this shall be my first emo post. after like, the 152 posts here.

tagged by dragon_gypsy:

Once tagged by this entry, the assignment is to write a blog entry of some kind with six random facts about yourself. Then, pick six of your friends and tag them; no tag backs. This explanation should be ( Read more... )

my roommate didn't come back this morning. D ( Read more... )

HOKAY SO:

my friends are taking me to knotts scary farm on the 28th. HOWEVER i am a total chicken. D: D: THE HAUNTED HOUSE RIDE AT DISNEYLAND WEIRDS ME OUT. I'M THAT BAD. scary movies make me whimper and cry and bury my entire being into the theater chairs and break the arm of the unfortunate person next to me. :[[[[ and then i don't sleep. D ( Read more... )

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hayman rubbed a condom all over me yesterday. D: D:

so when she left the room, i took said condom, blew it up, and put her laptop in it.

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well, i was thinking about it. hayman and her semi-boyfriend (he keeps saying he's gonna kick my ass cause i pwn him at life) left and were "REMEMBER THE CONDOM IS IN THE DRAWER FOR YOUUUUU~ IT'S ULTRA- ( Read more... )