The Justice League List of Things That Aren't Allowed (second generation)

Apr 19, 2006 07:43

This came about because of encouragement and comments from clayin and timemonkeyDuring the course of the comments, I mentioned that the list of "Things Beetle And Booster Are Not Allowed To Do" was eventually retired in the Mullet-verse. There was a party, much alcohol, stories of how some things got on the list (though others were very carefully not spoken of, ( Read more... )

mulletverse fic, fanfic

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Word count: 182 doctorv April 20 2006, 04:05:01 UTC
It was like a bad movie. Any minute now, Batman almost expected the natives to strip Gold Star down and try to sacrifice her to the angry volcano gods.

Only he knew that they wouldn't, because Blue Beetle had declared her his...Batman wasn't even sure what Blue had called her. The blue-clad hero had been mumbling and possibly not even speaking English, but the general idea seemed to be that Gold was something like a revered consort, secretary, assistant, sister, and all around important lady to Blue Beetle.

And in any case, there were no angry volcano gods in this remote corner of the world. Or at least no volcanoes.

No, instead there were bugs. Lots and lots of bugs. And the people who worshiped them.

Imperiously, one of the men whose job title was something like Elder Priest shouted, "In accordance with the prophecy!"

Batman gritted his teeth and mentally cursed whatever twist of fate had led to the stylized beetle on Blue Beetle's chest being exactly the same as that on the carved images of these people's greatest folk hero.

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Re: Word count: 182 clayin April 20 2006, 16:08:45 UTC
*sporfle*

"We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!"

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Re: Word count: 182 timemonkey April 20 2006, 19:53:01 UTC
But Batman's just an Urban Legend! XD

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