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The Justice League List of Things That Aren't Allowed (second generation)

Apr 19, 2006 07:43

This came about because of encouragement and comments from clayin and timemonkeyDuring the course of the comments, I mentioned that the list of "Things Beetle And Booster Are Not Allowed To Do" was eventually retired in the Mullet-verse. There was a party, much alcohol, stories of how some things got on the list (though others were very carefully not spoken of, ( Read more... )

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Word count: 491 doctorv April 20 2006, 06:59:44 UTC

It came to his attention through Newbie. Batman cringed mentally at calling him that, but Blue's nickname for the new hero had somehow overlaid his real name in Batman's memory.

Storming into the recreation area without first assessing the room (a clear indication of his agitated state), Batman demanded, "What's this I hear about an official and mandatory 'Naked Time'?"

Then his mouth abruptly snapped shut as he got his first good look at the room. On the sofa, Gold Star and Pulsar were in various states of undress, though not yet indecently so. That wasn't the most notable part of the scene, though.

The most notable part was Blue Beetle, who was in the middle of the room. Dancing to something with a sultry beat. ...And gradually removing his costume.

Gold Star and Pulsar were hooting, catcalling, and generally cheering him on, waving dollar bills. Every now and then, Blue would dance closer to them and they would insert the bills between his belt and his waist.

"Put your clothes back on, Blue!" Batman commanded. He did not yelp ( ... )

Re: Word count: 491 clayin April 20 2006, 15:59:37 UTC

*sporfle* *squee!*

"It was worth it."

Junior, we love and adore you. *pets* *stuffs money in his belt*

Re: Word count: 491 amarin_rose April 20 2006, 22:34:07 UTC

*also stuffs money in Junior's belt - and then swipes the belt*

Timmy so very much needs to get laid. Where is Koooon? He should be shagging his boyfriend senseless. *pouts*

And what are Newbie's powers?

Re: Word count: 491 doctorv April 20 2006, 22:39:05 UTC

And what are Newbie's powers?

At this point, I suspect "being completely forgettable." *laugh*

Re: Word count: 491 timemonkey April 20 2006, 23:24:45 UTC

Who is the Newbie?

Re: Word count: 491 doctorv April 20 2006, 23:36:51 UTC

*laugh* I've no idea. Just a random, generic character who isn't yet on to Blue Beetle and Gold Star's tricks. The naive new kid who doesn't know anyone or anything, so will believe everything.

I almost want to name him Neophyte, but there's also a Marvel character by that name (though it doesn't look like he's used much).

Re: Word count: 491 timemonkey April 20 2006, 23:41:16 UTC

Do it!

His naivety must be taken full advantage of!

Re: Word count: 491 vzg April 21 2006, 02:17:09 UTC

Generic Man! He has the power to be any generic stereotype he wants! Genric jock, generic nerd, generic pretty boy, generic police officer, generic stripper, generic sheep farmer, generic cowboy...

Re: Word count: 491 vzg April 21 2006, 02:15:43 UTC

JUST HAVE SEX WITH HIM ALREADY, TIMMY!

As I would say if I were a member of the Justice League which, thankfully, I am not.

Re: Word count: 491 timemonkey April 21 2006, 19:02:45 UTC

I'm surprised he's managed to resist this long.

Re: Word count: 491 vzg April 21 2006, 20:42:21 UTC

It probably has something to do with Batman's training.

Like this!

TIM: *sexmode* Oh, Dick...
BATMAN: *LOOMS*
TIM: Aaah! Holy crap, Batman!
BATMAN: You let your guard down.
TIM: Sex! Sex! I was having sex!
BATMAN: I could have killed you ten different ways by now.
TIM: You're creepy.
BATMAN: Creepy like a fox!

Re: Word count: 491 timemonkey April 21 2006, 20:58:10 UTC

TIM: This is a good example of why everyone hates you. T_T

Re: Word count: 491 vzg April 21 2006, 21:44:43 UTC

Aw, Tim. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings!

Re: Word count: 491 timemonkey April 21 2006, 22:37:49 UTC

Oh no, now he might be grumpy and brood a lot!

Re: Word count: 491 silver_apples April 23 2006, 03:43:56 UTC

It's been years since I've seen it, but wasn't there a character who did that in the Pink Panther movies?

Re: Word count: 491 vzg April 23 2006, 05:24:12 UTC

I have no idea. :D

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