The Justice League List of Things That Aren't Allowed (second generation)
This came about because of encouragement and comments from clayin and timemonkeyDuring the course of the comments, I mentioned that the list of "Things Beetle And Booster Are Not Allowed To Do" was eventually retired in the Mullet-verse. There was a party, much alcohol, stories of how some things got on the list (though others were very carefully not spoken of,
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It had started innocently enough, with him walking in on Blue Beetle fiddling with the controls of one of the transporters. Clearing his throat pointedly, Batman had asked what the man was doing.
While it was almost funny how fast Blue straightened and turned to face him, it also suggested that he wasn't supposed to be doing whatever he was doing. "Um...nnnothiiing ( ... )
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Batman tried to hide the hardcopy of the list, but the man snatched it before he could.
"Hey! This is that list of thing we're not supposed to do. Here, Gold, check it out."
"Ooh. Huh, I still don't get why you got your bat briefs in a twist about Robin. What's--Hey! This is new. Did you see this stuff about the transporters, Blue?"
"Lemme see.... Aw, c'mon, Bats, how many times do I have to apologize for the alarm clock?"
"And how was I supposed to know Hairball McWhiskers was a minor demon? Here, gimmie that." Goldie snatched the pen from Batman's hand and started scribbling on the list before he quickly snatched the hardcopy back. In capital letters, Goldie had scrawled "YOUR MOTHER" in the list of things not allowed in the transporters without permission.
Scowling, Batman grabbed his pen back and wrote another addendum to the rule.
"Banned?" Goldie demanded, leaning heavily on his shoulder. "You can't ban us from adding to the list! Can he ban us, Blue ( ... )
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Face it, Blue and Gold WILL add to the List, whether you want them to or not!
Mweheeheehee....
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