Diary of a snow shoveler ( Read more... )

1.        My human will never let me eat her pet hamster, and I am at peace with that...

2.        I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my human has finished watching a horror movie.

3.        I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium.

4.        I must not help myself to Q-tips, and I must certainly ( Read more... )

How You Live Your Life
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I've been getting e-mails from a person that I met through a recovery group here on LiveJournal. I eventually had to block all posts from this person and remove this person from my friends list.

Why you might ask?

Lemme tell you.

When someone is serious about addiction and wants help...yeah, I'll be there. If someone is willing to listen with an ( Read more... )

Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
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You Are Death
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Charlie Brown
Good grief!

The dictionary definition of borderline-pathetic optimism, you are Charlie Brown! You constantly strive to do your best, but are rarely met ( Read more... )

I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line ( Read more... )

1. Litte Rock, Arkansas
2. Portland, Oregon (right down the interstate)
3. Alexandria, Louisiana (Ahh...no)
4. Baton Rouge, Louisiana (again...no)
5. Honalulu, Hawaii (mmmm....not so much)