Hey, I've got a great idea.

How about we all finally admit that we're crazy? That this ship's driven us off the deep end? I think we'd be making a lotta progress.

If it helps, I think most you guys are crazy.

Ladies.

Orange Lightning himself will be making an appearance on the top deck shortly. I'll be available for autographs wherever you want them.

[There is a little boy with long ears, buck teeth and ridiculous hair padding between the forest on deck 3 and the top deck. He appears to be carrying rocks in his upturned shirt, and then...throwing them over the side railings.]

Yeah, that was fun and all, but how 'bout next time you turn everybody into an ottsel?

Or I dunno, an elf? Somethin' else? Let's not be racist now.

I spy with my little eye something that rhymes with BARK.

An' park. An' mark, stark an' hark.

G'wan, guess.

so um

say you have a weird question you wanna ask your best friend. and its kind of a...heavy thing. yknow. like one of THOSE kinds of things.

how would you do it?

Ladies.

All of you have beautiful bouncing breasts and sculpted asses to die for. And I love 'em.

[Someone is still hitting on men, much to his dismay. Daxter, despite being notable for being a stupid loudmouth, is not quite that dumb and thus is wisely skipping out on Razer's booze-infested celebration in fear of drinking himself into doing something very, very stupid ( Read more... )

[There's a click, then the sounds of someone obviously making static with their mouth.]

Kkkccshh, Daxtinator coming in, over. Kkcsh.

Yes, this is ground control, Orange Lightning. What are your orders? Over.

Kkssch, I want you to set this place ablaze, you hear me? Raze it to the ground. I'll be in the skies watching it sink, over. Kkccsh. ( Read more... )

[Anybody familiar with Dax's usual retarded behavior might notice a different tone today.] So.

...anybody see anyone familiar at that thing? That wasn't just...y'know, too much to drink, right?

...Jak, buddy, at least leave a note or whatever.

[[ooc: This kind of delves real deep into headcanon since Dax is given nearly zero backstory, so