Women are smarter and men are braver;
Which would you rather have in times of danger?
The girls can cry and show their legs,
While boys can choose to fertilize their eggs.
And when a girl isn't to People magazine's liking,
Isn't it time she applied some icing?
But a man's a man; he can look like a ham,
And his wife will have twice augmented cans.
She doesn
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