i recently heard a "vagina" described as "the hole i came through."

DEAR DARA, does the fact that you're somewhat out of commission mean we can't do anything sexual?

Adam, the manager, about to tell me an inappropo joke: hey kevin, why did the redneck cross the road?

Kevin, about to hear the punchline to an inappropo joke for the workplace: why ( Read more... )

what are those shoes that are also skates called?
they have like...wheels on the bottom. you know. those ones.

She fakes a smile and pushes her hips into his...i hate this computer. i'm not on mine cause it's packed away ( Read more... )

christ my head hurts.

Je ne soigne pas.

ew kevin go to sleep.

Damn you've got some wicked style.

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to anyone and everyone ( Read more... )

oh yea. on friday i found out that i feel classy when i get accepted into tcnj.

please, like that will happen more than once. my dad used tcnj as a threat. something about me not going there even though it's where i want to go, and even though it's best for what i want. vick and i think i should go to colorado so i'm not within breathing space of ( Read more... )

i've never been accepted in to college before.

:)

uv of colorado at boulder. with hot adrian. accepted? yea. going? maybe.