[The video feed is on, but he doesn't seem to notice. He's sitting at his desk, reading a book, and occasionally looking up to stare into space. Every so often, he jots something down on a piece of paper, and gets that slightly ominous grin. It probably doesn't help that you might notice his lazy eye that makes him look like he's looking at the ( Read more... )

Whoever thinks this is funny...

[He shakes a plush doll at the screen. The doll is of a barefoot blonde woman in a long black dress. He looks as though he barely wants to touch it]

This is totally inappropriate. If you put this in my room, I promise I will find you and make your life very unpleasant ( Read more... )

Very interesting. No, really, I'm totally fascinated. This isn't like any communication device I've ever seen before. I can only hope that someone can hear my communique, as it were ( Read more... )