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Things are going to be insane from now until the end of the semester (at least). I have so many things to do ( Read more... ) -
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Hitting on straight girls. Getting drunk with my mom. Somehow, I feel like I'm doing something wrong ( Read more... ) -
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So when I was in high school I went through this period where I journaled in haikus. It was the summer between sophomore and junior years (summer 2005), when I played club water polo, took classes at the community college, and fell in love. It was for maybe a month and a half, but I wrote SO MANY HAIKUS ( Read more... ) -
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I just had a conversation with my dad in which he told me the Three Great Lies: 'I love you', 'the check's in the mail', and 'I won't come in your mouth.' Then he explained the bag system: when you're dating someone who is really ugly, level one bag is you need one bag to cover their face, level two bags is you need one bag to cover their face and ( Read more... ) -
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There's something kind of liberating about living here in Bushwick. Because being white is already an oddity on my block, there are little to no other expectations of what I should be. No matter what I do, people in my neighborhood are going to look at me funny in the same way, or think the same things about me. It's a lot different than being ( Read more... ) -
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So I lost my phone Saturday night, my face got all swollen and hurt-y on Sunday, and on Monday morning I had to get a root canal. In the faces of everyone who laughed at me for saying my face hurt. The best part was when my dentist told me not to wait so long to come in next time, because the infection was SO NEAR MY BRAIN. Basically what he means ( Read more... ) -
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OH GOD I JUST FINISHED THE SECOND SEASON OF SUPERNATURAL AND ALL I WANT IS SOMEONE TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH ( Read more... ) -
Twitter Updates That Didn't Make the Cut
Today I deleted a bunch of saved text messages off of my phone. Most of them had been written as Twitter updates, but for whatever reason I had decided not to send them. However, in retrospect most of them were pretty clever, so I thought I'd record them for posterity. Enjoy. Most of these were written over the summer, although my phone didn't ( Read more... )