There is something I so thoroughly enjoy about the British lexicon that sometimes upon hearing a particularly “right side of the Atlantic” comment I have to remind myself just to breathe. It’s crazy, it’s almost as if sarcasm is built right in. No assembly necessary. And it’s great because it’s not like our sarcasm either, you know? You have your ( Read more... )

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If someone would be so kind as to indulge me and please explain something I would be grateful beyond words. (Coincidentally, since that is the medium of communication/interaction here you’ll basically get nothing, and beyond… but let’s not focus on that) For, what is now, a hefty chunk of my life I have attacked this quandary with the same ferocity ( Read more... )

If there was ever a time and a place to make a journal entry, that time is here and the place is now. I'm seizing the moment. In the face ( Read more... )

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The Chappelle show is on a hiatus while Dave is MIA. The Sports Guy has been missing for a week as he has become The Sports Dad. Yesterday I left work to go home and change as I was covered, wait let me clarify that, coated, in blood ( Read more... )

...this is me bitching ( Read more... )

I just wrote a warning to preface this entry and deleted it. I hope the knowledge that there was something you should have known before proceeding forward haunts you until you see a “-tony” followed by a deft exit maneuver. Some call it siggy. Those, some, are not me ( Read more... )

So, after batting around a few ideas I think i've come up with a definitive definition for Jimmy Fallon, i.e. what would be in the dictionary next to a picture of him:


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I'm just curious, what was your reaction when you realized that at some point Jimmy Fallon is going to father children that will then go on to father children of their own and that as a people we are almost litteraly powerless to stop him? Because it never hit me with such blinding lucidity until now and I just felt myself die a little inside ( Read more... )