outside, sweet warm day
inside, soul sucking torture
it's only Wednesday

You may think your job is pretty cool. And you know what, you may very well be right. For all I know your job is to ride around on a unicorn through a lush meadow catching lighting bugs with a butterfly net while heavenly music accompanies your pursuit. All I’m saying is, there is a good chance that if you work in an office you’ve probably never ( Read more... )

Strange… I don’t feel funnier. But I suppose if people think that that is indeed the case, I might as well take advantage ( Read more... )

People are always asking me if I know Tony Leshinsky ( Read more... )

I want to write an entry detailing my continued perplexity as to whether or not I like McDonalds coffee more, or less, then I like having my nuts in a vice and on fire, and how once every two weeks or so I buy it anyway. Sadly, that sound you hear is a whip cracking behind me as I scream, “ANTON!”, or is that, “I’M WORKING!!!”? Two double digit ( Read more... )

I feel like in the Grand Theft Auto version of my life I just picked up the: “Blog Rampage” power-up. Bonus points for cultural references ( Read more... )

Random thoughts while I’m waiting for my body to just give up on me ( Read more... )

Let’s pop the cork on your champagne bottle of mirthy indignation, its journal entry time. I know that mirthy is not a word, what you should know(by now anyway) is that I view the English language as much more of a set of vague(extremely) guidelines rather than rigid constructs. I feel that if I can effectively communicate my ideas to you then the ( Read more... )

All things being equal, I classify myself as irrational first and foremost. Now, this isn’t your mothers irrational. My, on-the-fly consistently baffling, seemingly illogical choices are actually backed by cold hard logic. Welcome to the exciting world of extreme rationalizations ( Read more... )

The wind has settled. The screaming inside my head has subsided and is now back to using the “indoor voice”. The madness, oh the madness, it has subsued… or subdued… or… I don’t know, it’s become all folded in and sub-something-or-other*. You can interpret all this any way that you’d like, the reading between the lines savvy in the crowd will ( Read more... )