The only way to properly stop a zombie from turning you is to wear very thick clothing. Preferably some sort of chain mail. I suggest you all go buy some, Or else your lives are in danger
Ill be laughing zombie free when you are all undead. Dont forget that

                                          
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( Hee Hee New toy )

Getting hit by a hurricane tomorow
Had to take all my flamingoes out of the lawn
Fuckers
And i dont even own a kite
Im so going kayaking

I began my new job last week. I got to tell you, i love it ( Read more... )

I never feel more complete and content when im in the back yard with some of my weapons
Besides the whole looking cool, its feels really good to know them and use them, and not drop them every five seconds
Shame all the technology in the world doesnt die and i dont get a chance to use them

I really have a strong distaste for being blaimed for other peoples problems ( Read more... )

Went to work today at my horrendous job ( Read more... )

( yay dramatic pictures )