In 2007, ( Read more... )

If I was ever elected president I would run under a conservative platform. When I was elected I would show up to my Inauguration nude, brandishing a samurai sword and then proceed to make my way to the podium by running up the backs of people in the audience. I'd like to be the first president to make the entire nation collectively say "oh fuck."

Check it out and let me know what you think. You might have to let it play through once before you watch it so it doesnt keep stopping to load.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl-PjisS7Xg

Check it out and let me know what you think.

If that doesn't work for some reason heres the youtube link:
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl-PjisS7Xg