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fly by night or the rosemount?

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops ( Read more... )

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( meanwhile, these things )

i haven't slept since thursday. it is now sunday.

clever boy.

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i have five things to say:

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