Journal Entry 93: Much to everyone's chagrin...

[dr_t_s_venture]

I haven't died. So I apologize... And I'm still confused as to what happened, exactly. Not that it wasn't fate doling out sweet vengeful justice, but... I've been knocked out of the loop, so if anyone can clue me in, I'd like to know why Hank tried to rip my face off. Not that he doesn't already have his Freudian phases from time to time... This

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[dr_t_s_venture]

Hm. Okay, that's pretty close to how old Hank-- I mean, that sounds just fine.

[dr_t_s_venture]

No. Lemurs are primates. These are, like, weasels...

[dr_t_s_venture]

Yeah, well... If that's the worst they can do, then, you know, whatever...

Um. I was going to thank you for... the... visiting me... thing... if I didn't already. Well, I mean so long as that wasn't another, hum, hallucin... ation.

[dr_t_s_venture]

Oh. That was, um, kind of you. It was nice to actually see you, then. I just wasn't completely sure due to the blood loss and medication and... you know, things.

[gooddoggy]

.... you do know your son was a werewolf, that's sort of hard to miss. I think it comes before uh... noticing he has a girlfriend.

[dr_t_s_venture]

What? Hank was a werewolf??? OH NO. So that was that big dog-like thing that almost ripped me into tiny pieces! And here I thought it was the freaking Easter Bunny gone rabid or something...

[gooddoggy]

.... your sarcasm is noted. I just figured you'd have a little more concern for your own children.

[dr_t_s_venture]

Goddamnit. I totally wrote about how much concern I'm showing!

You can't criticize me for not caring when you're the one misreading what I freaking wrote.

[gmilf_lover]

Spraying paints sounds toos lames, they shoulds had i don't knows...put your yards on fires? or somethings....dats sounds gooders.

[dr_t_s_venture]

Uh huh. Super 'gooders'...

[monarch_the]

Oh those jerkoffs! What freaking hyenas! I mean what the hell! Spray paint?! What are they, teenagers? GOD! If you're going to leave your logo, freaking do something IMPRESSIVE! Carve it out of something huge or burn it into something with a laser or have a ring of explosives go off in the shape of it! But SPRAY PAINT? That's pathetic! Oh they only DREAM that they could fill my curly-toed boots! Juveniles.

[dr_t_s_venture]

Yeeaah... I figured I'd get this kind of response from you.

'Oh they only DREAM that they could fill my curly-toed boots!'

Okay, that was worth a chuckle. Though, sadly, I'm sure it's true...

[monarch_the]

Pfft, of course it's true! You can't tell me they're not a bunch of rookies.