Well.

[dracoisyourking]

Once again Hogwarts has opened up a new and exciting school year. The staff seems to have discovered a portal to their own quaint universe where nudity and free love rain thicker then born-again Wiccans gathering at Stonehenge. Meanwhile, the students are lost in a maelstrom of raging hormones, reams of assignments, second rate food, and inter-

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[paparazzi_colin]

I came up with something.
Before I go you need to know that you have ok teeth!!!

[dracoisyourking]

My teeth are more then Ok. They are spectacular.

When your a zombie, do you think you could be trained easily to attack?

[paparazzi_colin]

YOU CAN TELL CRABBE HE'S A DIRTY ROTTEN LIAR AND HE CAN ROT IN HELL.

Also he has my digital camera and I really need it back!!

[shouldteachdada]

Mr. Malfoy, I am deeply concerned at your accusations. I do not wear smiley shorts. I wear Tweety Bird shorts.

[dracoisyourking]

Oh be still my heart, the relief of Tweety Shorts over Smiley Shorts is great.

Just one scowl, please Professor? Deduct points from Potter, he seems to want it!

[drunkirishdude]

I think you're just jealous!!!!

[shouldteachdada]

I'm afraid to even ask what you meant by that, Mr. Finnigan.

[dracoisyourking]

Of ... what?

[drunkirishdude]

You said you have "better things to be doing then gawking about" but I know the truth!! You are jealous of me boobies and you're just trying not to think about it!! No need to hide it!!

[potter_mouth]

HEAR, HEAR. WHERE'S THE OLD SNAPE? WHERE'S THE SNAPE WHO USED TO SUBTRACT POINTS FROM ME SIMPLY FOR MY INTIALS, OR WHO USED TO MAKE ME DO PUSH-UPS WHEN I WAS INSOLENT IN THE DUNGEONS?

[shouldteachdada]

Mr. Potter, would you actually prefer me to be deducting points? I would think you should be pleased. Am I ruining your loud little pity party by being one of the few things in the world that is not against you?

[potter_mouth]

NO, BUT THIS IS FREAKY-DEAKY NONSENSE, SIR! AND ANYWAY, HAVE YOU EVEN TRIED TO MAKE ANY PROGRESS WITH SIRIUS YET?

[shouldteachdada]

As a matter of fact, we have.

Someone must have spilled a bowl of alphabet soup into the Veil, as we were able to fish out the following letters...

T E L L H A R R Y T O S T F U

Professor Perative seems to think it is some sort of code.

[slytherinthingy]

You know, you have a point there.

I think I have a few extra of those things on the list that you are in need of. I shall give it to you sometime later.

Some of it is nice to look at though.

I should get back to studying.

[shouldteachdada]

Miss Zabini, I assure you that the honour and integrity of Slytherin remain. Of course, this will be seen clearly to all when our Potions Project is completed in just a few days.

[dracoisyourking]

So this is distraction then ...