Sibyll will be FINE. Fine! She's just Sleeping.

Right? Sleeping.

Someone tell the those weird Blue Men in the corner to stop miming shite and get some ice!

Nott! Water! Un-Tampered with!

I will suck it up and perform mouth to mouth.

NO MORE BROWNIES FOR SYBILL!

Someone get me a punch chaser! QUICK!

Ayi elievebay ymay arentspay reaay inallyfay sleepaay. Ustjay niay asecay, Ayi maay ritingway histay ncodedeay. Irstfay ffoay, boutaay astlay ightnay ( Read more... )

SHITE I FORGOT ABOUT MY PARENTS THEY'RE HER@#$!POOJ

Found out I was in McGonogallllll's office! Plaid Everwhere. Hat loomed scarily ( Read more... )

ATTENTION NOTT (You Rat Bastard) OR ANYBODY:

picnic was fun! Pansy likes Legererererere! Blaise did not come near me with wrong bits. Millllicent was scary. Gregory is a peach. Therewaswine. Lots.

Then, wanted to go to bed. NOTT SAID NO.

THREW ME IN FLOO.

Am glad I brought taplop with to picnic.

AM TRAPPED IN A ROOM OF PLAID ( Read more... )

Is that it? Is everyone done having a proverbial fucking cat? Can I get on with my cuppa now? Enjoy my evening knowing I have better skills at picking out drapes then the Ministry? Thank you.