OPTAY ECRETSAY

[dracoisyourking]

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[terryclothrags]

Reatgay odecay, Racoday. Tiay ouldway aketay aay ivefay earyay ldoay llaay foay entay econdssay otay igurefay tiay utoay.

-Greel, jub unf n orggre pbqr guna lbh.

[dracoisyourking]

Upshay Puay, Errybay. Ayi onday't ivegay aay atsray ssaay.

[terryclothrags]

Ecausebay ouryay arentspay reay tupidersay hantay ivefay earyay ldsoay?

[waitingfortom]

What the hell is this, Draayco?

By the way, aar yaa gay? Sure were loving the Boot last night.

[dracoisyourking]

Nothing for your eyes, Femalian Weasel.

By the way, are you observant? I see why you're in Gryffindor.

[waitingfortom]

Oh look, you can tell what gender I am. You're growing up, little ferret! But not enough to stay out of time out?

Now now... with the way Harry's been protesting, I feel like I should ask.

Very well, look, everyone!

I declare Draco Malfoy to be a gay ferret! When you slip them down his pants, use the female ones, as he's afraid of their girly ferretty bits. ay.

[dracoisyourking]

Given I've been referring to you as female for a while, I'm not sure why this is so surprising to you.

Yes, Harry's protestations are telling, aren't they. Leans a bit my way, I believe.

Oh look. See how scandalized and shocked I am. Oh no. Whatever shall I do. I may cry. Dear me. My stars. How could this happen to me.

.... Try again, Mistress Weasel - she who sells sex like a common corner whore.

[terryclothrags]

Innygay's ommentcay otwithstandingnay, incesay ivefay earyay ldsoay reaay martersay hantay erhay.

[waitingfortom]

Excuse me, Terry, for never seeing such a stupid code until he used it. I didn't want to bother with trying to read it.

Like you have any idea how smart I am.

[terryclothrags]

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[waitingfortom]

I'm not wasting my time with that one.

[grrgoyle]

Get drunk once, shame on Nott. Get drunk twice, shame on you!

[dracoisyourking]

No, no. Shame on Blaise's finely aged scotch! You know you'll want some, stop scolding.

[paparazzi_colin]

Was I hit on the head again???