I can't believe this is still here!

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im pretty sure something is wrong with me

i guess all i had to do was flash the bios ( Read more... )

The world bursts at the seams
with people ready to tell you you're
not good enough. On occasion,
some may be correct. But do not do
their work for them. Seek any job;
ask anyone out; pursue any goal.
Don't take it personally when they
say "no" - they may not be
smart enough to say "yes."

- Keith Olbermann

rocks my socks!!!

A joyous spark ignites the circuits of the curious machine; a puff of smoke, a flash of light. electrons surge and gears begin to turn. a tremendous roar shakes the foundation as the needles begin to climb. a hiss of steam. governers govern and transformers transform and a loud clanging noise ( Read more... )

no but seriously
look at these crazy ads
they might not be funny upon sobering
but at the moment i've flipped my lid


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I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice.

- - Abraham Lincoln - -

http://www.rense.com/general38/happ.htm

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