001 ･ VIDEO

[dramatizes]

[The first thing you hear when the video cuts on is the steady sound of footsteps...and if you're listening very closely (or have the volume turned up absurdly high), some annoyed grumbling. Unfortunately, the pokedex is being held in such a way that the camera isn't recording anything but the inside of a palm

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watch, gen. 6 is going to have an isopod pokemon

[usedextremerisk]

Crabs can't play fetch!

,,,that would be the most amazing thing to EVER HAPPEN..

[dramatizes]

If it can talk, I don't see why it couldn't!

IT'LL HAVE A TOP HAT

[usedextremerisk]

Cause it can't! It's a crab!

WANT. WANT SO BAD.

[dramatizes]

I'd be more inclined to believe a crab can fetch! Instead of being able to say things like "craaaaabby" all the time!

1/why am i laaaaaaaate ;A;

[phoenix_temple]

[... is it really--]

i really meant to refresh like an idiot all day ;A;

[phoenix_temple]

[... Really really?]

[phoenix_temple]

[--Really really!]

[phoenix_temple]

[... how much does she remember...?]

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[usedclamp]

It may be a strange world, but you may be able to find your friends~ [n_____________n] There is someone named Hikaru-chan here! Though even if they're not the same, there are plenty of friendly people here!

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[dramatizes]

Here's hoping. Although even if I find them, who knows how the heck I'm supposed to get to them...

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[usedclamp]

By walking, like everyone else does, I'd presume! This world is pretty large, so it could take a while, though~

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[dramatizes]

You say that like it's no big deal, but apparently they're in a town a few weeks from here! That's just not fair...!

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[trollsikebukuro]

You really should be nicer to your Pokémon. Not that it's any of my business, but it'd be beneficial for you in the long run.

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[dramatizes]

J...just because it's following me doesn't make it mine! I just can't get rid of it, that's all!

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[trollsikebukuro]

Of course you can't. Perhaps you should consider the handbook... or perhaps listening properly to the things you're told upon arrival. It's quite clear from the music that you're in New Bark Town, and this happens at least ten times a week. It's all pretty standard fare. [He smirks into the camera, then shrugs.] You can choose to deny it, but the Krabby is your Pokémon, so if you don't take responsibility for it, you'll be held liable for its actions.

video; A MISERABLE PILE OF WORDS

[dramatizes]

Huh. Aren't you helpful. [And kind of snobby about it. B|] Speaking of music, where in the world is it coming from...? It's starting to get annoying!

[usedcabbages]

[Pretty teenage girl. Looks like she came out of an anime... *A* ... I mean, B)... I mean.... /creeps]

He-hey... I know it's pretty disorienting, but if you stay calm, I'm sure it can all be explained rationally. Uh, well... as rationally as anything can be explained here, that is.

[dramatizes]

[......................I think I just felt a cold chill down my spine OwO]

From what I've heard so far, this place is anything but rational...! Though "disorienting" is right on the mark!

[usedcabbages]

[What, no you didn't. I'M TOTALLY HARMLESS AND DERPY!111!]

Well, rational for what's standard here, I guess. I'm still figuring it out myself, really...

[dramatizes]

[see this? this is me NOT BELIEVING YOU. YOUR ADORABLE DERPY ACT CANNOT FOOL ME]

So you're new here too, huh...? Do they do this all the time or what? Dragging new people into this situation, that is.