and while writing the section on reds, i had to dig through the cobwebed recesses of my memory to come up with clever russian puns, which innevitably made me think back to o. ralph raymond. what a snobby fuck, but somewhat endearing in his own way. can you imagine?! i actually took his "history of russian politics" course and passed?!?! that whole class was a bunch of snobby fucks, too! oxford-wannabes trying to crawl their way up his rhode-scholared ass!!
I also have come to make some kind of comment on your impressive use of puns. Are you sure you're not straight? Because punnage is something that only middle-aged fathers are supposed to do.
Maybe you haven't been around enough gay men, but "punnage" is the first rule of conversation when gay men congregate (aside from cruising each other). My rule with my gay friends is...
If you don't have anything funny or bitchy to say, keep your mouth shut.
very true. middle-aged father figures do delight in the art of puns.... however rarely do their puns allude to huge throbbing cocks or man-on-man anal sex. well, at least MY father's don't.
Wow man, great story. Yours is probably the only LJ I read that leaves me sad when I come to the end of a post!
Whats the deal with monkeys anyways? I always thought that there could be no place on earth more fun than a park filled with monkeys, but when I finally went to one (Arashiyama in Kyoto), they all hissed and tried to bite me. They're like bad-tempered five-year-olds with claws and opposable toes!
ooooh, they were cute AT FIRST, but then they became emboldened by my naive cooing and proffering of bananas. first the little ones jumped on my shoulders. then the mid-sized females approached with sand-bag titties. finally the alpha-males (with HUMONGO ball sacks and dirty peckers) surrounded me, barring their teeth and grabbing for the fruit.
all my friends looked on, laughing and taking pictures. i was scarred.
This has got to be one of the funniest and wittiest travel stories I've read in a long time! I'm horrified that the monkeys grabbed at YOUR banana *snicker* Are these gay monkeys?
I've heard about Bali, which is also a popular travel destination among Taiwanese. But I had no idea about the annual Bolshevik Peroxide Invasion! Too funny! My sister-in-law is actually Russian in her 20s. Luckily she doesn't dress like she's still in the 80s lining up for bread rations. Just mid 90s maybe.
well, those tiny buggers were jumping on me and grabbing at me.... and the smart ones figured out i was most like to drop the fruit when distracted.... so, they ganged up and really were trying to pull down my pants!! i screamed like a girl many times.
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and while writing the section on reds, i had to dig through the cobwebed recesses of my memory to come up with clever russian puns, which innevitably made me think back to o. ralph raymond. what a snobby fuck, but somewhat endearing in his own way. can you imagine?! i actually took his "history of russian politics" course and passed?!?! that whole class was a bunch of snobby fucks, too! oxford-wannabes trying to crawl their way up his rhode-scholared ass!!
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But I might go see him tomorrow - yay?
My favourite O. Ralph quote: 'Trotsky was a good historian. Not a good guy, but not bad enough to deserve an ick pick in his head.'
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Maybe you haven't been around enough gay men, but "punnage" is the first rule of conversation when gay men congregate (aside from cruising each other). My rule with my gay friends is...
If you don't have anything funny or bitchy to say, keep your mouth shut.
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Whats the deal with monkeys anyways? I always thought that there could be no place on earth more fun than a park filled with monkeys, but when I finally went to one (Arashiyama in Kyoto), they all hissed and tried to bite me. They're like bad-tempered five-year-olds with claws and opposable toes!
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all my friends looked on, laughing and taking pictures. i was scarred.
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LOL, can I marry you?
This has got to be one of the funniest and wittiest travel stories I've read in a long time! I'm horrified that the monkeys grabbed at YOUR banana *snicker* Are these gay monkeys?
I've heard about Bali, which is also a popular travel destination among Taiwanese. But I had no idea about the annual Bolshevik Peroxide Invasion! Too funny! My sister-in-law is actually Russian in her 20s. Luckily she doesn't dress like she's still in the 80s lining up for bread rations. Just mid 90s maybe.
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p.s. i added you some time back! just to let you know.
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