Comments | drawma_boy: AAAAAAAAAAAAND SCENE!!

drawma_boy

AAAAAAAAAAAAND SCENE!!

Jun 08, 2005 09:55

*An anthology of humorous short-fiction ( Read more... )

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jp_caliboy June 8 2005, 05:44:28 UTC

Corey Haim? FUCK!!!!!!! I love you...more to cum

drawma_boy June 8 2005, 06:13:32 UTC

man, i was real lucky to book mr. haim. tracking him down in france was a bitch... but he just has, you know, the "it" that brings that character to life.... fortunatly breaking the news to corey FELDMAN wasn't pretty.... and i had to beat cheryl ladd off with a stick she was so insistent on the blanche role!

it's hard work being famous!

jp_caliboy June 8 2005, 06:16:42 UTC

GOD! i love you... have i said that in the last 15 minutes? oh, feldman... how can you tell the difference? doh!

drawma_boy June 8 2005, 06:43:20 UTC

the best part, though: it's understood i fucked him rotten!!

akronohten June 8 2005, 06:10:10 UTC

I saw Tipper Gore once. True story!

drawma_boy June 8 2005, 06:14:08 UTC

who hasn't?!?

YAWN!

akronohten June 8 2005, 06:17:02 UTC

YOU, bitch! [Z-snap]

drawma_boy June 8 2005, 06:32:50 UTC

that's twice in a DAY you've made the infamous Z(ed)-SNAP! for shame, for shaaaaaaaaaame!

Thread 5

zocalo June 8 2005, 06:21:56 UTC

OMG, are these just 'figments' of your imagination or excrements of your imagination? *lol*

Susan Lucci, Judith Light, Joan Collins, and gold lame poncho? lol

question, do you act like this in real life? I wonder sometimes what you're like in flesh (aside from delicious of course).

drawma_boy June 8 2005, 06:29:31 UTC

ew, gross! are you saying you want to... gulp... eat me? well, if you ever wanna meet in real life, cut those comments, mister.

and NO, i am nothing like this in real life. i am dramatic, and maybe a lil' metro (sometimes flamey, super faggy when tipsy), but i'm not not not the characters in these plays. they're just excrements of the imagination, self-taught exercises in creativity, some push-ups for the brain, musings of a bored little boy.

drawma_boy June 8 2005, 06:31:18 UTC

oh, and before you get all confused and start questioning my legitimacy, and then reality itself.... the setup to this post is REAL. i did actually send these as emails for a real-life purpose. no funny business, yo!

zocalo June 8 2005, 06:36:29 UTC

ok sorry Miss Amish 1800, I will not make crude come on remarks anymore :)

of course tipsy goes with super faggy! what's the point of drinking if not to engage in outrageous behavior?

Thread 6

starlacuomo June 8 2005, 19:33:45 UTC

you are Out Of Control.

LOVE YOU!!!

drawma_boy June 8 2005, 23:18:50 UTC

really, it's true. put a leash on me!!

abiona_sashenka June 9 2005, 01:44:40 UTC

Ah, if only crimes against fashion actually WERE misdemeanors... *sigh* in a perfect world.

Loved it... teachers think I'm cuckoo crazy for laughing my ass off in front of the laptop, though.

drawma_boy June 9 2005, 03:52:21 UTC

aw, thanks, lovely lady! glad to entertain.... god knows, i need something to get my mind off a) the heat, b) the boredome, c) the unending anxiety about my future hopes and dreams never being fulfilled and i dying a lonely hermits death and my body being found days later half-knawed by feral cats!