ATTACK OF THE ITALICS!

[drawma_boy]

While this is technically not my story, the sheer offense to good folks' decency demands I tell you..... IMMEDIATELY!See, 'round about Tuesday last week, called the BF to say "haro". He answered in a hushed tone, telling me he was at the hospital. "My God, is everything alright?" I gasped. "Yes yes, I'll buzz back in a bit," he said (I translated

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[yesdnil311]

Oh my god...these things still happen?

The toe. Definitely the toe.

[drawma_boy]

shah, that's like some middle ages shit!

[lukewevers]

i just vomitted a little in my mouth.

[drawma_boy]

did you spit or swallow?!

[lukewevers]

i gagged a bit, but then forced myself to swallow.

[drawma_boy]

my first time, too..... thatta boy!

[afstyles]

This can't be true.

[drawma_boy]

now why, mr. afstyles, WHY, on earth would i make such a thing up?! i've barely enough time for my daily pumice scrub, let alone time for tomfoolery n' tall tale-spinning!

and, may i ask.... you are.... who?

[afstyles]

Um, I found your journal by searching the internets? *innocent look*
I need to meet more guys in Japan!

[drawma_boy]

oh, you're in japan? have we met before?? i mean, met, like online or something??? where do you live then???? and should i ask you more questions?????

"I too have an oath!"

[mydamonian]

Thank you for sharing...question mark?

And, for me, maggots!

And thanks for the Soapdish reference.

~D

Re: "I too have an oath!"

[drawma_boy]

you know, i think basically you're the only person who'll get that.... i also kept flashing back to "....and where the other eye used to be: maggots!"

[drawma_boy]

you hope what goes well? our breakup?! oh, uh, i'm sorry, i thought you meant-- um, i have to go now.

really though, our time is short, i'm afraid. i might be drawma_boy, but he's a fuckin' three-act play. so. tired. of. it.