"Hey dad, whassup?" I chimed in at the onset of his gruff and surly "Hello?!" It was Sunday, the appointed time for our weekly check-in. He gave an unusually heavy sigh and growled, "Mommy and I aren't happy with you, big guy!" Slightly caught off guard and a bit panicky, I mentally listed the possibilities: forgot big sister's birthday, missed ( Read more... )

Hell is a mid-track lay-over on the late-night Kita-Kinki express. Oh, I hear you chuckling at the mention of this contemptible train line's name, but believe me, the Kinki I speak of rarely gives pleasure with its hefty dose of pain. And though I call it "hell," it's not like Bosch's fiery lakes of feces (unless we're talking about the on-board ( Read more... )

Raise yer glasses to the newest Metropolitan *International English Studio* Grade School Teacher Extraordinaire! OMG!! TOKYO GET IN ME!!!

I made the promise never again to compare myself to a Tory Spelling-produced daytime special or Oxygen Channel Original.... but I'm breaking that, because if this truly is like one of those overacted melodramas that housewives watch between breakfast and Oprah, then my life is at that point in the show when all *seems* well. The Aruba Wedding went ( Read more... )

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As promised...


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In light of my recent rant on my self-proclaimed geekiness.... I will further compound the label with this ( Read more... )

I just joined gaygeeks AND gay_geeks. Why there needs to be TWO of these, we'll never know. But I quite enjoyed writing my Hello Speech! (Note: i changed the introductions significantly for each group, since there are a lot of x-members. But both have combined below into a single being of ultimate power: MEGA-INTRO, defender of the galaxy ( Read more... )

Emailed to Stonewall Japan ( Read more... )

One final installment.... until I can get my hands on a contemptable scanner. Then it's on to recent homo-erotic medieval fantasy and alien interstellar battles!


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