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lesson 4:

it is more rewarding to make an itch go away by ignoring it rather than trying to scratch it away... this goes for people and itchy butt holes.

lesson 3:

shooting a potato gun correctly and growing up are two things easier said than done.

spencer and company taught me this tonight.

lesson 2:

never trust a person with two first names. sure, you may know him as some kid named jay but his other acquaintances know him as the douch named lloyd. by the time the connection is made, its too late.

this lesson learned from "jay" lloyd nelson.

"the lake house" was not the sci-fi-time-traveling-thriller the previews made it out to be ( Read more... )

lesson 1:

all girls are crazy. some just know how to hide it better than others.

this lesson was taught by bobby mac and with help from all you crazy ho's out there.

people in our country are rediculous ( Read more... )

if there was a hell and it played good music, it would be bonnaroo ( Read more... )