yeah.. i'm pretty sure i hate you.

all i have to say is... more booze and please kill me before i do..

My jaw dropped... Everyone became very silent. I began to laugh harder than I thought possible followed by heavy drinking. she turned towards me and said." you're the better person; don't let it spoil your night." I didn't. The more we played drunk driver the happier I became. I thought about everything positive. the huge margarita I shared with ( Read more... )

I drank another bottle of cheap champagne tonight... it's my thrid night drinking, maybe fourth... or fifth. I seem to be faking any depression which exists. I guess it's working out; I seem not to care what anybody thinks of me. I told a girl she was a bitch the other night. I wanted her to cry. She ended up kissing me on the cheek, but then I ( Read more... )

"i'm a better person than you!" i screamed drunkinly on my skateboard.. and everybody laughed as my face "buddy-up-ed" with the ground. true story this really happened

cool everybody!! really fucking cool..

everybody! stop lieing to me.. stop white lieing to me also

i like how.. nothing! i fucking hate everything! try it sometime, maybe you'll get your rocks off.

I Haven’t seen myself undressed in months.. Has my penis contracted? Is it superior? Maybe I have expanded in weight? Staring at the floor, wound up in a modest ball of ferocity, I’m positive the world is over. Exquisite nectar to my lips, my only comrade is a sarcastic glass of wine. It’s a complement that kicks you in the orifice with a cleat in ( Read more... )

i hate being sick
sincerely,
happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birth day dear johnny.