Link to onepieceyaoi100 entry:

Title: Sanji's Incredible Master Seduction Plan: Take 37
Topic: Panties
Word Count: 203
Rating: NC-17 PG ( Read more... )

Link to onepieceyaoi100 entry:

Title: Do Not Disturb (Already Disturbed)
Topic: Door
Word Count: 246
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Mihawk/Shanks/Ben
Disclaimer/Warnings: VERY quickly written crack, and Garp, who needs a warning all by himself.
Summary: Special delivery, via Vice-Admiral Express. And when I say Vice-Admiral, I mean it.

Drabble here.

Link to onepieceyaoi100 entry:

Title: Educating Luffy
Topic: Journal
Word Count: 299
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Usopp/Luffy
Disclaimer/Warnings: Crack again, and very quickly written.
Summary: Reading expands the mind. And other things.

Drabble here.Edit: Just checked online, all you slavering perverts (not me! not me!), and apparently there's ( Read more... )

Well, tomorrow I'm going to be busy packing for Germany (YAY HOLIDAY), so no writing until I get back on Tuesday.

Therefore, as sans_pertinence gave the thumbs up for making CorPirate Crack public... have the first two, on me. They get better, honest. I think.

WARNING: CRACK, OOC & FAIL!MARCO HEREIN. Abandon hope, all ye who enter.

( The Pilot Episode )

Title: Tyger, Tyger, Burning Bright
Word Count: Approx. 600
Rating: PG
Pairing: Tiger/Marco None
Disclaimer/Warnings: Still not mine. Crack!fic.
Summary: It followed me home, Captain!

( Growl? )

Title: 5 Devil Fruits Sanji Never Ate(or, 5 Parallel Universes in Which Sanji Has It Even Worse. Yes, It's Possible ( Read more... )

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Title: Sanji, Master Pick-Up Artist
Topic: Justice
Word Count: 243
Rating: PG
Pairing: Anti-San/Smo, implied Smo/Ace, explicit FAIL/San
Disclaimer: Is this really needed? Not mine.
Summary: Many exciting things happen. Off-screen.

Drabble here.

Yes, I'm back. Did I spend any time writing proper fics? No. Of course not. The first chapters of one of said 'proper' fics will be up here later; until then, I offer...

Crack dinosaur fic. Shut up.

WARNINGS: Crack, AU, pre-slash/implied-slash, general fail.

( I told you I sucked. HERE IS EVIDENCE. )