Title: Catalyst
Word Count: 1,364
Rating: R
Pairing: Usopp/Luffy/Usopp
Disclaimer/Warnings: About the closest I'll ever get to writing porn. *bashes head* Also, this really sucks. Seriously. Majorly bad. Sorry, scribe.
Summary: The science of love strikes back.

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Title: Return of Tyger, Tyger!
Word Count: 338
Rating: PG?
Pairing: Mentioned SmoAce
Disclaimer/Warnings: Cracky-crack. AND CRACK.
Summary: Sequel to ' Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright', which I must add to memories. 'Tis crack, naturally.

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Link to onepieceyaoi100 entry:

Title: Stamina of Legend
Prompt: One More Time
Word Count: 69
Rating: R?
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Disclaimer/Warnings: This fic is full of HARDCORE SEX, EXTREME VIOLENCE and SHOCKING LANGUAGE. Read it only with the permission of your parents, grandparents and great-grandparents.
Summary: Zoro loves to play.

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Title: (None)
Word Count: 262
Rating: Implied R
Pairing: Kuro/Usopp
Disclaimer/Warnings: Uh - pre-series? So an underage Usopp? That's about it.
Summary: His body's clean. His thoughts are dirty. So are mine. ^_^

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Link to onepieceyaoi100 entry:

Title: Moving On
Prompt: Change
Word Count: 219
Rating: G
Pairing: Implied Zoro/Sanji
Disclaimer/Warnings: None, surpisingly.
Summary: Sometimes you want what you don't need. And sometimes you don't realise you don't actually want it, either.

Drabble here.

I've friendslocked this for now, unless you guys are okay with this being public. I don't mind. (edit: PUBLIC! Oh ma gawd!)

Anyway, on with the chaos!

First prompt: Collide (edit: that's any pairing, btw, to kick things off)

Link to onepieceyaoi100 entry:

Title: Fronts (and Behinds)
Prompt: Sin
Word Count: 198
Rating: PG-13(?)
Pairing: SmoAce. What a surprise.
Disclaimer/Warnings: Sex. Crack, but not. Okay, the title's cracky. Whatever.
Summary: "Surprise!sex," Smoker yelled The best thing about piracy is the obligatory hot sex. Hands-down. Disagreements, anyone?

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So sans_pertinence mentioned Hina/Tashigi, which I find exceptionally hot, and then I beat my head until this fell out. Mm, my first yuri.

Title: For Your Eyes Only! (Shut up, it's crack) ^_ ( Read more... )

I wrote a drabble for onepeiceyaoi100, which was Usopp/Luffy and included the Kama Sutra. Several people seemed to like it, so - as I had promised scribe_protra (I BLAME HER) a Usopp/Luffy pr0n-fic, I decided to write an explanatory pr0n-fic of what position number 72 was all about ( Read more... )

Next 2 episodes of CorPirate Crack, for your viewing horror.

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