I know absolutely nothing about making money, keeping money, and legally having money taken from me ( Read more... )

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trapped by my youth, why am i angry at every turn ( Read more... )

Woody: I don't get The Far Side.
Norm: (sighs) You see, Woody. Here in the first panel, the cows are standing around and talking to each other. In the second panel, one of the cows calls "car" and they go back to all fours and grazing and acting normal while the car is passing. In in the last panel, after the car has passed, the go back to standing ( Read more... )

Heard in class today: "I forgot wine was alcohol. I got so f*cked up this weekend." Roxanne, you KNOW the girl who said this.

Didnt get the San Jose car, it had really bad transmission and engine problems. I'm not too depressed, not like I got attached to it. I specifically did not ask Dad what color it was so I wouldn't get attached to it.

I have been studying so much for two weeks now. It feels like I wake up, study, go to class, study, eat dinner with Dad, study, talk to Robert before bed, and go to bed. I'm not even taking a full course load. I don't even have a job. I don't have a lot of friends in Turlock who could be distracting me ( Read more... )

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"I were on the U.S.S. Minneapolis when we ran aground, and the men had to sleep ashore ( Read more... )

They tell us not to hate people for their race.
They tell us not to hate people for their religion.
They then encourage and expect us to hate people for their political party.

He is intimate laughter.

Being who and what I am, defined as such by being me,
I would like to know the precise medical anomaly
that makes my chest ache
when I'm sad
and without
him.