Sentencing handed down. $100 fine in addition to 1 year of probation. I'll be appealing based on search and seizure. Maybe my civil & criminal litigation class will even allot some points for personal learning. In other news, Ash and I went to get cigarettes a few days ago and the only black people in Burlington were trying to fuck with us so we ( Read more... )

Okay, I suppose I forgot to update since last night or two nights ago. Basically, that very night, one of the people in the halfway house shot a roman candle that hit part of my house. Really fucked up, the whole house shook. Sometimes I hear the crazy people talking and usually it's like, "Hey FRANKKKKK, sorry I didn't get lunch with you. But now ( Read more... )

I know I just posted an entry about 2 hours ago or so but the craziest stuff just happened since I wrote this. It's lengthy but incredibly worth it. Brace yourself ( Read more... )

Hey, I'm up at college right now. I arrived on Friday and while I'm moving in, my roommate Jared just hands me a swing of vodka. Keep in mind, I haven't even met this kid. So long story short, we're Delta House. I live between a row of UVM frats and next to...get this--a halfway house.

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Hey guys, it's been a while since I last updated. I recently just got back from a road trip with a friend. Originally, we had decided to stay in Chicago for 5 days. The second night we got there we met some of the friendly locals. They approached us from either side with knives to compensate for their lack of intellect and teeth. They kindly asked ( Read more... )

Okay, so basically two nights ago I went to The Comic Strip Live with Ryan, Cassie and Dave. Definitely a good time. There was one Indian woman (dots not feathers) that continued to hit on me. She was in her mid-40's, a bit weathered but truth be told, I strongly considered blowing off the night for that. Anyways, she comes up to me while waiting ( Read more... )

Wall Street--For the third straight week, the Camel C-Note, national currency of The Tropic of Cancer, has overtaken the U.S. Dollar ( Read more... )

I work on Wall Street as an intern/coffee maker/meeting stenographer for my stepfather's company, US Clearing. I've never been in a 9-5 office setting before and as those who know me can imagine, there are bumps in the road. Now, with that said, I think it's funny that people say cigarettes aren't a drug, because they certainly are. I have the ( Read more... )

My family has always had dogs and cats, nothing bordering "The Crazy Cat Lady" but at any given time we'll usually have about six cats and two dogs. The differences between the animals are of great contrast. In this inaugural entry, I will write diary entries between the two different species. At the end, your new-found knowledge should help you ( Read more... )