Josh is moving back sooooooon!! I totally missed his fat ass ( Read more... )

"When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it,' and eat yourself some motherfucking candy."
I would totally get down with the rooster.

So as excited as I am about watching 'A Christmas Story' all day, I'm not sure if I can handle all that quality family time. My Dad and I are on the verge of a serious conversation that I don't think either of us is going to enjoy. Boo ( Read more... )

My super model girlfriend comes home on the 21st ( Read more... )

Josh is leaving. :(

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I miss Sarah ( Read more... )

I have this friend named Devin.

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I am so ready for my summer class to be over so I can have a 'real' summer for 3 weeks. I'm like 85% sure I will pass statistics this time and I'm pretty psyched about it. From now on I'm going to pay someone to take my math classes for me ( Read more... )

I have a friend named Ryan Pryzant Cooper. He claims to be an ethnic Jew, but we all know he is really a mexican. This entry is dedicated to him.
Ryan thinks he is a total bad ass

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I am sick. So sick that I missed the Pride Parade that I had been looking forward to for at least a week. What can I say, I'm a girl who loves drag queens on floats ( Read more... )