Beeyotch, clearly I'M your supermodel girlfriend and I'm coming home on the SEVENTEENTH. I know you're missing me hardcore... it's ok cause I'm coming home on Saturday! I almost count as a fag I want to go on a date to the Aquarium! I may actually come to your Christmas party.... we'll talk
I want to go with you to the aquarium. Here's the plan. We use my passes and go to the zoo and see all of the fun animals (aka the primates), then we go to the aquarium and all of this is happening while we are both totally drunk on strawberry maritinis in an opaque water bottle. Why strawberry martinis? Because I don't know your drink and that sounded right at the time.
Its cool I don't think I have a drink. I'm at the level where I only need about two or three to be good. As long as tequila is not involved. I'm over throwing up for hours. Is the zoo still open? I kind of want to hang out with some pandas and otters. Maybe you can talk that bitch Madonna into letting us feed the giraffes.
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I know you're missing me hardcore... it's ok cause I'm coming home on Saturday!
I almost count as a fag
I want to go on a date to the Aquarium!
I may actually come to your Christmas party.... we'll talk
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