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Fear and Loathing in the 21st Century
I guess it's time to look back on the past ten years in politics. There was Bill Clinton, who left in what many consider disgrace, the result of a sexual addiction and complete lack of shame, rather than any policy position, the state of the union, or even the first lady's cankles ( Read more... ) -
Holy Man
Concerned about the health of Pope Benedict, Rome has been tapping me to take over the Papal duties if something happens to him, but I keep telling them I'm not interested ( Read more... ) -
LJ vs MS
I started this blog first, then started using Myspace for blogging because it's a more multimedia site. I can put up music, lots of pictures, etc:
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Power and Who Has It
Conspiracy Theories - The Illuminati, Masons, etc ( Read more... ) -
Driving
Five-O ( Read more... ) -
Public Apearance
I went on "The View" again yesterday and performed "Handjobs and Calluses." Barbara Walters said something about getting stuck on a doorknob, but I wasn't really listening. That woman should get a speech therapist. -
Reality TV
I've been trying to pitch a new show to the networks. It's kind of a combination of American Idol, Rock Star and When Animals Attack ( Read more... ) -
National Affairs
The State Department's been calling again, asking me to be ambassador to Lithuania. I told them no for the umpteenth time. The Lithanians are a bad lot. Mostly crossdressing cannibals. And I'm supposed to represent America to people like that? I don't think so. Try again. -
Mad Cow
This culture is really starting to breed a nation of cry babies ( Read more... )