I think back to last friday when I was SO excited to have 10 straight days off of work. Now there are 3 left and I'm like *fuck* I have SO much to do! I hate how relative time is. Why is it always endless when you don't want to be doing something and it disappears when you need it?

What's been taking up a good deal of my time you ask? Hmmm... ( Read more... )

So a few hours ago Nemesis, my cat, started kneeling intently in the hallway, not moving or being distracted for anything. It took us a while, but finally we noticed the strange behavior and, upon investigation, found that there was a little field mouse cowering in a corner, hiding for its life. For its part it was doing a good job of hiding ( Read more... )

A couple of months ago I bought a digital audio recorder off of Ebay for my company, which I sent to one of our contractors in NYC to use (she was recording interviews for one of our clients). I get the recorder back today and go to retrieve the interviews off the thing, and the first audio file is of some guy and (presumably) his wife, recording ( Read more... )

Okay, since no one's guessed yet, I'll give you another, in my opinion WAY more telling, clue:
“Something strange happened to me this morning.”

“Was it a dream where you see yourself in, sort of, Sun God robes, on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?”

“No.”

“Why am I the only person that has that dream ( Read more... )

“What is that?”

“This? It's a penis stretcher. You wanna try it?”

“No!”

“I'm kidding. It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility.”

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Ahh, Procrastination Friday is here again. It's 12:13pm and I've done probably 30 minutes of real work today. What's amazing is that Monday-Thursday I'm totally on the ( Read more... )

I found out that I got a 6 on the GRE Writing Score. I'm really relieved to have a high score on that, because, to my way of thinking, it's the most important component of the GRE. Let's hope the admissions office agrees with me...

I've also contacted all my desired references and 2 of the 3 have agreed to write my recommendations. I still haven't ( Read more... )

My phone finally died its sad death last Saturday (12/2) at Karyna & Joe's. It broke clear in half. I don't know why I'm so tough on my phones, but this is the 2nd one I've broken in less than a year. Sad really. So I get the replacement and I go to the Sprint store today to get the phonebook transferred. They have me wait 30 minutes to be seen, ( Read more... )

On Fridays I'm the only one who comes into the office. So here I am, procrastinating on my work, yet again. It's really hard to focus when you're blissfully alone and can distract yourself endlessly with the internet. It doesn't help that what I'm supposed to be doing today is a) reading dense research studies and summarizing them and b) reading ( Read more... )

That boy has got rocks in his head.

Which one? Pick one, any one, all of them:

ROCKS.

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