I do crazy things without a trace of irony. I think that's why people like me. But as an alternative to the military, what if I was to do more grown-up antics? Live in the name of pretension and art? That should take me to 35 or so ( Read more... )

Now that Don't Ask Don't Tell is gone, part of me wonders if the military might not be a bad thing for me. Actually, I know it would be good for me.

Would it satisfy me? Would I be happier? I have no idea.

But it's a damn good option for getting my life together.

Rocko and I need our own house. We're pretty much grown-ups. And there's this starter home down the block that's perfect for us.


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I bought a Haliburton humidor.


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Even something as inoffensive as Prop 111, which would change the name of "Secretary of State" to "Lieutenant Governor," is controversial here.

Why?

Because a trendy sushi place decided to blanket the city in ads like these, stuck in among legitimate campaign signs. From the road, you can't tell that they're advertisements.


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Fat Men Are Better In Bed

Have I mentioned how much I love Arizona politics? This is our governor. At the gubernatorial debate. This is what you get for going to community college folks.

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My 400-level research-based class is sitting in the library, learning how to use online search engines.

Really.

ASU is a factory of stupid.

I signed up for a 400-level course I was only moderately interested in, just because it only had 10 students and was research-based. I need to impress some profs for letters of recommendation ( Read more... )