I was two days late with rent. Between Halloween junk and print-outs from the midterms everywhere, it totally slipped my mind ( Read more... )

Went to a hipster Halloween party last night at the Hotel San Carlos.


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Every third or fourth call I make is dropped.

Fuck you, AT&T. Fuck you.

Phone banking is officially done. I think I'm doing more harm than good by hanging up on so many people mid-setence.

I'm planning a date night for next month: Charity wine tasting and art show hosted by the ballet, dinner at 4-star improv place, good seats for Cirque du Soleil, followed by a spa and resort night. I want to get Rocko a nice watch, for no reason... still shopping for those ( Read more... )

I've been laughing, hard, for two and a half hours. It's starting to hurt. Rocko can't sleep. It's starting to worry me.

Also, I'm embarrassed to admit I'm the last to learn of Regretsy.

Rocky Horror Glee Show fell short of the epic it could have been. I'm sad, because it's one of the few shows I record, and it had so much potential. Also, because my family has a proud Rocky Horror tradition ( Read more... )

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Jackass has been jerk-off material for me since I was a kid. From an interview in Vanity Fair (via towleroad)

So listen, I’m not sure how to broach this subject. There’s a lot of half-naked men in Jackass... Is it possible that Jackass is at least a smidge gay?

Knoxville: I’m offended you just said a smidge!

It’s more than a smidge?
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I learned this trick from my dorm-neighbor freshman year:

1. Get really, really wasted.
2. Go on ebay.
3. Buy your future self presents.

Today, I received a gift-wrapped package of twenty sample bottles of cologne. AWESOME! I smell like Antidote by Viktor & Rolf right now, but I'm going to shower soon because I'm too impatient to wait twenty days ( Read more... )