So today is primary day in Arizona, and things are vicious. Everyone has been hit by scandal, everyone is funded by shady groups, and there are more campaign signs than I've seen for any election, ever.

Here are some classic moments from my favorite campaigns.

The son of Dan Quayle, Benny boy here was a regular contributer to TheDirty, which is ( Read more... )

This chemistry class is like kindergarten. My professor is as peppy as a preschool teacher, with all the subtlety and academic rigor of one too. She keeps emphasizing words like she's talking to children. To her credit, she's one of the few doctors I've ever had at ASU, and she is energetic ( Read more... )

Through a roundabout way, the bar learned of my vintage porn collection (you know, those old physique and "figure drawing" magazines), and has tasked me with creating dvds for them to play in the bar.

From the interwebs:

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This is closer to the truth.


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Dear Men:

Please stop posing with your fleshlight. It is gross and sad and makes us feel unneeded.

Thank you,
The Interwebs

Scanning in some vintage porn, came across this random gem from WWII.


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I was running errands and stopped by the gas station. Ran into an acquaintance buying beer who casually asked what I was doing today. Nothing. With a mischievous grin, he told me to pull the car around behind the store. He followed. I figured he was going to give me a quick blowjob ( Read more... )

Calvin and Hobbes has it's own search-engine. All your fond memories of sleds and tree-houses and water balloons and transmorgrifiers... now searchable. Thank you, internet gods.

One week before class starts, the professor who was going to teach my senior capstone quit and went to Duke. Who can blame him? But a week before class starts? I was counting on this guy to write me a recommendation.

Naturally, all the small seminars are filled.

Thank you, public education.

Grilled Sardines


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