In the crazy-awesomeness of other peoples miss-fortune (there's a pun there kids, don't miss it!) I now own the deed to a small plot of land on which the jack daniels distillary lovingly crafts their sweet-sweet-muffin-blood! albeit only a small portion of the land, I now have something i charish as much as.......well, wiskey! Huzzah!

I have but one prayer. I say this without any sense of pride, or hatred, or a look at me attitude, or any of my useual thought process ( Read more... )

GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOORRRNNIIINNN TENNESSEEEE!!!!!!!

Guess who!

Thats right! Here i come with plentiy o'stories, some new cuts n'brusies, a hell of a hangover, and some ass-kickin jackie chan type shit!

oh, and my phone is broken. ill call everyone when i get the chance. adios

Guess what. seriously, guess.

fine, i'll tell you. i'm doin capoeira! right now! while i'm typin!

a11 ph34r m3 and f411
ph0r i am th3 L33t ninj4
and d34th w4lks wit m3

"I want to go home ( Read more... )

I woke to find my dream asleep ( Read more... )

The sun sits on the edge of the horizon, awaiting the final stumble into the darkness, as a lone figure walks from its warmth. His head tilted against the growing cold, his sharpened steel slung across his back, our hero makes his way to begin his training in the east. With a heavy breath and a steady hand, Takoon the ninja squirrel crests a rise ( Read more... )

All right, shut up and listen to me cause i'm talkin. I'd like to share with you all something that i can only call "a headfirst dive into a pile of rusty pipes and midgets holding grenades." I say it is such because they both end the same way; some clangs and clashes, a big explosion, and one sad little-person with tetanus. I guess i should start ( Read more... )