I just discovered that the first boy I ever loved is married with kids on the way. I'm not upset by this persay (I'm absolutely crazy about Tim,) merely mystified. When did we become old enough to be getting married and makin' babies? I have pictures of the two of us in pj's having a slumber party when we were three. And now he's procreating. ( Read more... )

I cannot stand inarticulate people. If you cannot rationally explain to me exactly what your question is, I will not be able to answer your query - because you have not in fact posed one. What's sad is that I'm not even referring to people who have learned English as a secondary language. (That I could at least understand.) I'm talking about people ( Read more... )

I don't particularly feel the urge to elaborate, but I needed to admit it by some means because I detest lies.

I don't mean to make you cry ( Read more... )

I was just propositioned by a very, very old man.

I sincerely hope he was joking.

*Shudders*

I had a dream that while I was on vacation I was sent the following text ( Read more... )

"My darling girl Theresa-
You're hotter than paprika.
I'll blast it through the speakers:
I love you more than my sneakers."

What can I say? I have a soft spot for bad jokes and the slightly inept.

Happy Valentines Day.

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THE BAD
- Asshole Friends: 3
- Men with malleable personalities: 1
- Ridiculously awkward moments: 482
- Migraines: 1
- Failed Ice Skating Attempts: 2
- Papers Written: 0
- Sneezes: 71
- Hours Spent Sleeping: <2 ( Read more... )

"Enhance your karma by being kind to everyone you encounter" in bed.

So that's how it works, is it?

Work has been absolutely chaotic today. I could most certainly use some karmic enhancement.