"I will go to the moon",
she decided, having listened to her teacher.
The lesson, intended to provoke wonder
as urchins peered into the chill autumn sky,
had taught her that hearts are like planets
whose inhabitants errantly seek diets and liposuction.

"Sixteen percent", he lectured, was their moon weight.
Weight, this newly ephemeral encumberance -
travel ( Read more... )

Scene 7: Regeneration
Take One: Blurring the BordersHDTV is a wonderful thing. It makes watching movies an incredible experience. It makes sports feel like you're right there on the field/pitch/court/rink/ring/whatever. It also makes celebrities look like complete dog turds, which is a feat all to itself. It's a truly, utterly, and totally awe- ( Read more... )

Whine whine
cry cry
I'm a poet,
*sigh*

I am so going to get banned now.
*grin*

Darfur ( Read more... )

DarfurThere is a body in Africa ( Read more... )

The RecipeHe shoves me two dozen saying ( Read more... )

Grandma ( Read more... )

Untitled Movie: Scene 1 - The Novelization
aka Fifteen Uninterrupted Freeform Minutes at a Keyboard with an Uncontrollable Mind
by Tom Nix

BANG
BANG
BANG
You
BANG
BANG
BANG
BANG
Stupid Mother
BANG
BANG
BANG
-Fucking
BANG
Ass-
BANG!That was the last thing that Fred Liepowitz heard in his lifetime on Earth. Well, technically the last thing he ( Read more... )

Umm ... so. All I really have to say about this is: Man, this is whack!

( Really Whack Movie )

Hookay,

should I just stop posting because i feel silly with this lj becoming simply a "stephy's weird poetry page"

shall i go on strike?

come on tom, i know you have random stuff you could post! :)