Firstly I am now an uncle. My brother and his wife are now the proud parents of a bouncing baby boy called Isaac Peter Keenan.

Secondly, on Tuesday past it was our wedding anniversary. scriblix and I have been married now for 9 years. Awesome, no ( Read more... )

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Apparently there's been a run on Eric Cantona masks for tomorrow's game. Can't imagine why...

Between that, the red balloons and Michael Owen in a United shirt it should be entertaining before a ball has even been kicked.

My original thoughts on the postal strike were that we should simply hang the ringleaders, and the rest of the work-shy fuckers would get the message.

However, after receiving the following in my e-mail today:( click )

duj_1arm's Halloween party:

bananamanreject dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Ring of the Ferret.

benyamin dressed as Gabrielle Reece's brother.

blackburnrovers dressed as Pavlova the ballerina -- dancing on point too.

blacknarcissus2 dressed as a mortician.

bluenose0506 didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.

buckeyebrain dressed ( Read more... )

Ralph Wilson's dead or Dick Jauron has compromising pictures of him somewhere.

Those are the only two possible reasons Jauron hasn't been fired.

How does a team lose a game where the D restricts the opposition QB to 2 of 17 for 23 yards and an INT?

The chip shop across the road from my work comes up with this beauty.

We'll ignore the lack of apostrophe in Beattie's or Beatties' depending on how many of them there are (and Tate's for that matter) and just go straight for the horrendous spelling mistake.


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So, I've spent a significant amount of time over the past two days at the Open House Festival in Belfast ( Read more... )

So, in all fairness, Tesco have struck a blow for grammar by replacing "10 Items or Less" with "Up to 10 Items" (though we would all prefer "10 Items or Fewer"). However this love of grammar has not spread to their cake decoration employees, who had this absolute beauty in their samples cabinet:


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