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dummydork Oct 03, 2013 22:55

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dummydork May 22, 2005 12:29

oh my god, we leave for pittsburgh in 12 days!

"your mama's so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of george washington's nose!"wow, the things that are funny to you when you're stoned. i have an exam tomorrow in a class called "Music of the Classical Period." i just cannot bring myself to study for it... see, i'm a huge dork, so generally i can get interested in whatever i'm ( Read more... )

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dummydork Apr 25, 2005 23:34

oh my god,
we're getting
( the clapper. )

and then she looked up the definition of 'fart',

dummydork Apr 23, 2005 16:57

as a noun:
"An often audible discharge of intestinal gas."

as a verb:
"To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind."

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dummydork Apr 21, 2005 23:19

according to dictionary.com,

"to expel air forcibly from the mouth and nose in an explosive, spasmodic involuntary action resulting chiefly from irritation of the nasal mucous membrane"

is the definition of a sneeze.

how dramatic is that?

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dummydork Apr 20, 2005 15:06

happy 420!

pardon my sacrilegiousness,

dummydork Apr 19, 2005 23:26

but it seems so strange to me that in this day and age, when its normal to retire at 55 or to have grand-children at 70, we are naming a 78-year-old man our pope.

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dummydork Apr 18, 2005 18:43

( this is such a thrill, to be lost in love and dancing )

decisions, decisions...

dummydork Apr 12, 2005 12:02

i'm stuck ( Read more... )