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Bloody Boots
I've been storing up all these crazy ideas for blogs. See, I want to be so clever and so creative. I want to never post anything lame...so I wind up posting nothing at all. Why am I so averse to writing about regular day-to-day stuff? Maybe I'm dissatisfied with my life. Maybe the time just gets away from me.
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Well...
Seeing as how it's been a couple of weeks or so, I feel an update is in order. Of late, I've re-enlisted in the army,
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SOUND OFF!!!
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I Hate WLC
I hate WLC.
I hate this place so much. It's everything I hate about the army. It's maddeningly anal retentive about the most pointless things, things that don't even have 'discipline' value, whatever that is. They waste my time. They take ALL of it.
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Loofah
Right after I first got to Ft. Bragg, they moved me in with another new soldier. We shared a crappy little barracks room which adjoined another crappy little empty barracks room by way of a shitty little bathroom. Now, sharing a small room with someone can make little problems seem like big ones, but for the most part we got along ( Read more... ) -
In other news...
I finally got a Wii. In the immortal words of Iksandr the Great, "Fucking mint!"
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Smug
It's a Friday night, and I'm out howling at the moon. My phone rings, and the name on the screen brings my revelry to a jarring halt. What could she want?
Shantel wants a favor. She needs her cat's litterbox changed. And as my inebriated mind struggles with this irritating and ludicrous request, she pushes on ahead: "It's the toxoplasmosis... ( Read more... ) -
I Hate CSI
You know what? I won't lie...I've enjoyed several episodes of CSI. Yearlong deployments can drive a man to extremes...
But I hate CSI for what it's done to 'Mercan culture. How can a show so formulaic have so many concurrent parallel spinoffs? Oh, wait...'Mercan culture...formulaic...I just answered my own question.
I hate it because it's ( Read more... )
