Man, having your house explode and burn down really fucking sucks. Surprisingly it's not traumatizing, but you just don't have time to deal with anything else.

( Doesn't make any sense. )

Things learned from my first driving lesson:
Contrary to what Mario Kart has taught me, you do NOT have to press anything for the car to start moving forward. Video games have failed me.

Two things:

Xanxus bites his steak with the same intensity as Light eating a potato chip.

Fran's grandmother = adorable.

The maternal side of my family is Filipino, and most of them speak the northern dialect, Tagalog. Tagalog unfortunately has no "f" or "sh" phoneme, which leads to somewhat hilarious situations at times:

Aunt: Penis?
My friend: What!?
Me: She's asking if you're finished with your meal.

Aunt: (comes in and starts spraying air freshener about my bedroom)
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I saw Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 at midnight Friday.  I need some time to digest it a bit first, but I'd like to mention one thing..  Later on, when Draco confronts Harry, he has his usual bodyguards Crabbe and Goyle right behind him.  So you can imagine my eyes bugging out when I realized Crabbe became black.  I'm not joking.
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( Fuck this shit. )

Honestly, I can only vaguely remember Assassin's Creed storyline. The entire game was simply running through the same routine for each mission: leave the base, talk to the local assassin HQ, find some info, kill the target. Rinse, repeat, rinse, repeat. The only progression in the "plot" was when Altaïr talked with his targets upon their death ( Read more... )

Costume Quest is a turn-based RPG by the famous Tim Schaffer. The plot is simple enough: You're two twins going out for trick or treating, a goblin kidnaps one of them, and the other has to save the day. Each costume you wear turns into an epic version in battle (e.g., a vampire costume will transform you into an actual vampire) with their own ( Read more... )

Gay marriage is now allowed in my state! Yay!