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This is a long one, so bear with me.

So... Fullmetal Alchemist. It's a been a while since I've taken part in the fandom but this fanfic is proof of why there are so little women in the military.

Granted, I'm not the best fiction writer in the world. I'm an essayist at heart. But c'mon, even I could do better than this.For some unexplained reason ( Read more... )

Kudos to my fucking insane roommate for the title.

I'm writing this on her Mac. Bear in mind I'm about as graceful with a Mac as Stephen Hawking ice skating.

Contains: Sasuke cutting himself (HOW ORIGINAL) and author self insertion. Really awkward self insertion.

( MAH BODY SAYS IT'S SO )

What's with my Twilight streak? Maybe it's my deep burning hatred for the Mary Sue that is Bella. Regardless, another crappy fic this way comes.

( Disco-pires; can you dig it? )

Supposedly this is a Naruto fic from the bowels of Internet hell itself; no, not Gaia, Quizilla.

Also, this is supposed to be a Mugen/Fuu fic. If you have read the previous sentence, you will realize the problem that presents itself. Thank you Pendragon for checking before I made an ass of myself by submitting it.

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A new girl goes to the same school as the canon character, canon character falls in love, blah blah blah. It's same song and dance we've heard from fanfiction for a long time.

( Why don't the reviewers ever pick up on Mary Sues? )

What gives? It's a Yu-Gi-Oh! fic!

I'm under a time limit; ten minutes to create some lulz!

( LET'S GET READY STEADY GO. )

That title would've been perfect for a Yu-Gi-Oh! fic. But no, it's Fullmetal Alchemist. It's brutally hilarious because the author believes her character isn't a Mary Sue.

Now remember as you read this fic; HER CHARACTER ISN'T A MARY SUE. SRSLY U GAIZ.

It's a short one but still pretty lulzy.

( Spoiler: She's a Mary Sue. )

This has been a grueling experience. And I would like to restate this fact;

Genki's Final Word: Edward Cullen supports the murder of wild animals. PETA shall be hearing from me shortly.

( HEY. ONLY I CAN BE A CREEPY STALKER. )